Saturday, August 25, 2018

Shit that annoys me

-People who don't turn off their phones in the library.

-Painted toes. I don't know why, but I just don't like seeing toes painted. It's not a turn-off. Except on fat women. Vanity is a liability.

-On that note, fat women being mislabeled as plus size or thick. The two mentioned have more to them, while still showing some level of fitness. Fat women are fucking fat and have no appeal at all. If you're into that, good. Just call it what it is: Fat.

-Ever dealt with that one person that lingers behind you when you're working, and they just HAVE to see what you're putting out? Get outta here, I'm working.  Even worse, when they ruin the shelf you neatly organized. If you want something, SPEAK.

-When I'm in the grocery store, and I see a white person coming the opposite direction, they'll grab something off the shelf, and turn their cart around. Gotcha, motherfuckers. You didn't think I knew that, huh? And I've ONLY seen white people do it. Busted. Next time I see you pull that trick, I'm calling you out for it.

-When I download an MP3 file, and the artist and album information is either left blank, or the person who ripped the music puts their name in. I make it a rule to acknowledge the composer for their work. Music is just important in a game as the director and producer. When I download an MP3 file, I expect the uploader to put the title and the album information in the properties. Over 50% of the time, this does not happen. And don't leave yourself as the artist, you only ripped the files, you did not compose the music yourself. Put that in the comments section (And even then, don't do that.).

-Mainstream movies. Don't care for them. None are made with my best interest, and the ones that are, are obnoxious. Fuck Tyler Perry.

-Politics. The American political system was not made with me in mind. Whoever wins, I still lose. In a way, it's actually liberating. The less I have to worry about, the better.

-Bars and restaurants. Why waste $80 on poor quality food and drinks when I can get a week's worth of groceries with that? I could pay a bill for that amount. It's much less expensive to cook your own meals. But this generation doesn't know how to work a stove. For that matter, neither does a chunk of people I see.

-Add clubs, too. Just what I wanted, loud music and out of shape wenches with muffin tops and rose tattoos on their ankles. Another one, the ankle/foot tattoos. Stop. Those aren't sexy, all those tell me is that you're sexually liberated and need to show off something in an attempt to lead a guy on to you. I bet you're regretting that tattoo now that the guy you fucked is out of the picture and you have another mouth to feed. Any tattoo in general makes my eyes roll, especially if you put it on your stomach or back. Can't wait to see what it looks like when your body loses its luster, and it will.

-Drunkards. This is why I don't drink. Too expensive, the taste is off putting and I tend to drink in bulk. You can't do that with alcohol. So, that is off the books. Plus, you don't need it. I get the world is fucked up and people have issues, but drinking your problems away will only cause more pain, and I don't feel the need to take the brunt of your negligence, be it at work or on the road. Take a breath and reflect on your options.

-People who critique you for your own beliefs and don't practice what they preach. All of a sudden, you're religious or spiritual when I make the option not to be. If you were really as spiritual as you make yourself out to be now, don't get on my case for being an atheist and then you go on and do the exact opposite of what you told me. Stop policing people.

-Long intros to YouTube videos. A simple three second intro is all you need. I do two-second intros. When half your video is the fucking intro, you're getting a dislike from me. I don't even like the obnoxiously flashy one with dubstep.

-I hate those stupid dog faces that Facebook user put over their photos. Those are fucking stupid. Facebook is just as stupid, but that little add-on is annoying. Even worse than the collage of hoodrats with fancy text.

-Sites blocking you from articles because you used an Adblocker. Look, there's a reason I don't want to have some video pop up in the far corner at the bottom of the page and slow down my browser if not outright crashing it altogether. People don't want to see ads. They're annoying. Unskippable ads are very annoying. Make a compromise. You give the notice, but allow us to keep browsing your clickbait site. When you don't give that option, I don't visit your site anymore. My only regret is that I didn't get Adblocker sooner. But some videos put them in with the actual content, making you skim through until it returns to the content and as of late, ads are still present in the form of images. They're getting smarter...

-The absolute butchering and raping of the English language. I am not an expert on grammar and writing, nor I do not claim to be one. I'm just a simple writer who writes what he knows and learns more words in the process if I'm struggling with something. You can put the extra effort into putting that period at the end of your sentence. If that comes off as tryhard and dickish, so be it. This generation doesn't read anyway let alone write. Too many idiots looking at a phone screen while walking. I have the urge to slap that thing out someone's hands one day.

-Idiots who don't put things back where they found them. Working my dead-end job, I wonder what makes people the way they are. I'm convinced the majority of the world are adults with underdeveloped minds, or just adult children.. I've had the notion for a bit a few years back but now I'm convinced 100% the majority of people are idiotic or have don't give a fuck tendencies, more likely the latter. Who cares about being courteous? I'm the customer, they have to serve me. Not really. I have my limits and my integrity is more important than monetary compensation. Going to the next point:

-Anyone who detracts from an important or serious subject. If there's something serious going on, it helps to understand if you have anything valuable to say that contributes to the discussion. If you don't, just listen. Even if you feel the need to speak which you shouldn't, just listen. That's all you have to do. Too many people speak and not listen or observe. Take the person in question's words, process them and after he's done speaking, then release your brain trash. If the only thing you have to say is the guy's shoes don't match his suit, you probably should go to the corner and stand there for ten minutes.

-Cutscenes in video games. Remember when a game was simple to start and you started at level one and then played straight to the final boss? Cutscenes were regulated to the start of a game and the ending. They were special. Now it's just a way to artificially stretch the game's duration. I watched Final Fantasy XIII twice, seven hours of cutscenes. Pretty neat movie but I'm not sure about it as a game. I tried watching XIII-2 and dropped it an hour in. I think it was thirteen hours long. Yikes.

-YouTube clickbait. Thumbnails were a mistake. Just what I wanted to see, some obnoxious people making excited faces with the title in ALL CAPS. Disgusting. I'm glad I dropped making videos. All that work for no acknowledgement. I do enough of that at my jobs.

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