Sunday, April 3, 2016

My picks for Gen I: The good, bad and the standouts



Here is my list of Pokémon from Gen I, in no particular order that I like, dislike or stood out to me then and now.

Venusaur
Venusaur is the Gen I starter that I feel is overlooked and underrated, compared to its counterparts. It doesn’t help that its game wasn’t released outside Japan and it took the remake for it to get some recognition, but even then, everyone was going on about how it’s FireRed and LeafGreen and not FireRed and WaterBlue. Ignorant masses. Now, it’s definitely the go-to Pokémon for a less experienced player, taking out Brock, Misty and resisting Lt. Surge. Even though there are a slew of other Grass/Poison Pokémon out to find in the games, you can still use it for an early headstart. 

Beedrill
Beedrill is cool. It’s a giant wasp with spears on its arms. Self-explanatory. I was mad when I couldn’t get one in Yellow, but ecstatic when I could get one in the remakes. Yellow Version was the go-to version for everyone because it followed the anime, but for me it was just a restrictive version that couldn’t let me get Beedrill. Butterfree got outclassed early on, but the same would apply for Beedrill.

Fearow
I mentioned in the Pokémon Retrospective part 1 that I raised one from a Spearow. I liked it more than Pidgey, who took longer to evolve fully, and it was also a piece of the puzzle that would relate to another favorite, one that still has a fair niche but was just a foolish pick to use overall. If you don’t know who I’m talking about, well….

 Farfetch’d
This Pokémon is based on a legend of a duck that gives itself up willingly to be eaten, the spring onion being an indicator as an ingredient. In Pokémon, it’s a samurai-like being, using the leek as a sword. It doesn’t pick just any leek, like a samurai won’t pick just any blade. Now, the concept is beyond awesome. But, as a battler, it falls under. The leek it uses can be used as a hold item, boosting its critical hit chance, and it’s got some good moves under it, more than some Pokémon who actually have better stats. It still has a place on my list, using one as a Flyer in X.

Raichu
Pikachu is everyone’s favorite mascot and yellow rat, and Pichu has the cute factor going on for it, but what about Raichu? No one likes Raichu, even GameFreak seems to snub it. It doesn’t help the anime pushed Raichu as an antagonist with Lt. Surge and making it look like it was slower than Pikachu, when it was the opposite. Unless you’re holding a Light Ball, you have no reason not to use Raichu. Its stats are better, and all the moves its previous form learns from all the events and dickstroking can be kept when it evolves.

Nidoqueen/king
These two are the basis for what would be genders and breeding.  Nidoqueen and Nidoking are more or less the same thing, some slight stat adjustments aside. A lot of people use Nidoking, and seldom Nidoqueen. It doesn’t help that it and Nidorina can’t breed for whatever reason. Nonetheless, they have enough to get a mention from me, having a wide movepool and a lot of flexibility. Plus, Nidoking’s cry was awesome.

Wigglytuff
I like Wigglytuff. It’s a nice HP tank with some moves here and there. No disrespect to its pre-evo. In fact, a mention to Jigglypuff. It was a main recurring Pokémon in the anime, and it got a spot in Super Smash Bros. as a result, still standing in its spot to this day. The line became partially Fairy-type in Gen VI, keeping it somewhat relevant, but it still gets overlooked by Clefable.

Vileplume
I adore Vileplume. It may be my favorite Gen I Grass-type. One, its cry. Two, it’s based on one of the coolest flowers known to man. Third, it’s the better alternative to Bellossom. Defensive and Grass-type don’t mix. At least I have a shiny Oddish I can use for it instead of a Vileplume.

Venomoth
One of the more viable bugs of the earlier days, it had access to better stats and moves, and was known for being one of the earliest stallers in the game, using Poisonpowder and Disable. A comic with Lance’s Dragonite summarizes this best. 


Source: No idea



 In the later gens it gets access to actual STAB moves with clout and some decent abilities here and there. Still not a fantastic Pokémon, but still above a lot of others.

Arcanine
A Fire-type with a lot of viability and one that could be obtained fairly early on if you didn’t have Charmander.  It was also a Pokémon Green used in your final battle against him. Cower at the might of its Ember and Leer attacks!

Source: Bulbapedia

 …This is what defined most of your opponents in Gen I. And I’m not gonna go over the rest of his team. Lemme just say that there have been RPG’s that were just as buggy and unbalanced as Pokémon Red/Green/Blue/Yellow and they were called out for it. But enough of the nostalgia bashing.

Poliwhirl/wrath
I just love these two. I’ve always been a fan of amphibians and reptiles. In addition, Poliwhirl is also Satoshi Tajiri’s favorite Pokémon, and it was very prominent in merchandise. I had a plush with some candy in a zip pouch. Same line featured Jigglypuff, also a favorite plush. It’s also a viable Pokémon to train, benefitting from the defense EV’s that Graveler give out at Iron Island. I even kept a second Poliwhirl for the hell of it.

Machamp
I remember when I got one with No Guard in Platinum, and it wrecked ass.  It looked intimidating in the anime, facing off against Ash’s Squirtle. However, it along with Alakazam, Golem and Gengar were Pokémon I couldn’t get back then. So much for the trading aspect. Machoke was more prominent, though with Pokken giving its evolution a main spot in the limelight, that’ll change.

Victreebel
Another Grass/Poison-type. What makes it stand out from the rest? The anime. Any Pokémon that appeared in the anime prominently was popular. Except for Lickitung. It was so boring it got traded in season 2. Even the directors knew that one was unsalvageable until Gen IV. It’s cool overall, but the lack of variety in Grass-types in Gen I shows. It had a low movepool.

Tentacruel
I found myself being attracted to non-mammalian Pokémon. Fish, jellyfish, frogs, reptiles, bugs, I liked those more than dogs, cats and bunnies. I loved my beige hamster, Beige though.  It had a good amount of Special in Gen I, and being the Poison-type gave it another edge defensively. That said, it couldn’t match Alakazam and the Psychic Syndicate.

Golem
You saw it in the anime a fair amount of times, but you didn’t see it in the games owned by a trainer. Even Bruno lacked one and went for another Onix. And this was when you had enough Fighting-types to fill a whole team. And it was a rock turtle. Outside of the concept and design, it’s not worth using. A lot of these Pokémon were just for picking. Battling, most of them fill a small niche, even then. You had to pick a favorite and go with it.

Slowbro
I like Slowbro. Not then, but now. It was just that silly Pokémon that fished with its tail and stood upright afterward. It was a Psychic-type, so if you used it, you were in the clear, after you got hit by an Electric-type.

Muk
I mentioned Muk was one of the very first Pokémon I saw. As a Pokémon itself, it was another thing that appealed to me: slime or goop. I loved playing with the slime found in bubblegum machines in the supermarkets. It still has its niche and appeal to me. The anime made it look invincible, though it never fought a Psychic-type, and it ended up losing anyway.

Cloyster
This bastard has some of the highest defense in the game. And that sneer is just amazing. Plus, it was one of the few Ice-types at the time. At least it had that high defense to boast. Articuno was hard to obtain, Dewgong is boring and Jynx was easily missable. So, catch a Shellder and evolve it. I never tried to raise bivalves.

Haunter
The only Ghost-type I could use, and the only one the lonely kid got to use. At the time, I wasn’t missing much. The only reason you used half if not two/thirds of Gen I was because you liked them. Most of them weren’t worth using until Gen II or Gen IV with its physical/special split. But, even Gen I’s lowest of the low still stood above Gen II’s roster, which I’ll touch upon soon. Now, its evo Gengar has a lot of viability, and it only took three gens.

Hypno
The posterboy for any rape or hypnotism subjects relating to Pokémon. It doesn’t help that in Mystery Dungeon, it kidnapped an Azurill. It’s another Pokémon that stood under Alakazam and Mewtwo.  Again, lack of moves.

Kingler
I love crabs and seafood. Put two and two together. Unfortunately, it had no viability due to its absolutely poor special stat. Again, what can I say? The anime made these Pokémon better than they really were. It took Gen IV to make a lot of Pokémon worth using.

Electrode
A shame how the anime made Electrode nothing more than an expendable Pokémon. At least it had a massively high speed stat, and dealt critical hits like crazy. Just don’t use that Thunderbolt TM on someone else. You see how this whole thing works out? You couldn’t trade items then. You had to find six Pokémon you were going to use and stick with them exclusively. You rarely had the option to swap anyone else out. The TM’s that you could buy were trash, and only a few Pokémon could utilize Hyper Beam. HM’s were a godsend if you were a Flying or a Water-type with good attack and special respectively.

Marowak
Its Pokedex entries were cool. It has its own graveyard where it gets top-quality bones and it stopped taking shit when it started to collect bones. It also had exclusive moves that it could actually utilize. Now it wasn’t one of the best Pokémon, but you could still use it. That’s more than could be said for it than Kingler and Hitmonchan, and we’re gonna go right to it.

Hitmonchan
I’m skipping Hitmonlee so I can trash the shit out of its counterpart. I picked Hitmonchan. It was a boxer, it knew a slew of punching moves, including Fire/Ice/Thunderpunch. Amazing, right? The minute I used Fire Punch, I learned how the special stat worked.  It doesn’t even learn any good Fighting moves. Hitmonlee at least learned STAB moves. Hell, it had four signature moves to its name. The only reason you’re using Hitmonchan is for the novelty. And Pokémon Red/Blue may as well have been a novelty at the time. Comet Punch sucked, too.

Rhydon
Technically the very first Pokémon created, predating to Capsule Monsters. It hasn’t changed much. Rhydon is one of those Pokémon that you can use to its full potential and not worry about evolving it. No disrespect to Rhyperior, I love it just as much and will defend it fiercely.  And it also featured in another bullshit moment in the anime, having its horn become the weak point to attack. All of this cool shit the anime did and the games didn’t attempt. It also got its design rehashed with the Nidos and our next contender…

Kangaskhan
It took until Gen IV for me to appreciate it. A nice bulky Pokémon with good speed and attack and mainly normal moves. And it works. You had to go through a hassle and a half to get it from the Safari Zone, but when you got it, it was all worth it. Simple, no gimmicks and a good signature move. The baby finally got its moment in Gen VI.

Starmie
Starmie is a weird one. It’s a Psychic-type, but learns no Psychic moves. And its Pokedex entries suggest it may not even be from Earth. But despite its lacking movepool, it has access to moves galore, one being Thunderbolt. I can’t even tell if its body is flesh or some type of hard material. You can get one as soon as you catch Staryu, even it doesn’t have too many moves to learn.

Scyther
This was the second bug worth using in Gen I, and even then it had no moves. Yellow had to salvage it slightly. It had good attack and speed, but no moves. Scizor was needed, just so it could show off its Steel-typing . Gen I had an obsession with reptiles, as this is a mantis, and Kangaskhan is a kangaroo. I want a proper kangaroo still.

Jynx
I touched upon Jynx in part 1 of my Pokémon retrospective, but I’m gonna do it again: Carole Boston Weatherford, you ruined one of my favorite Pokémon. Not for the design, but for its potential. It had a triangle with Magmar and Electabuzz, symbolized with its pre-evos lined up in the same position and order. It could have gotten a trade evo. Now it’s the poster child for black mammy, Nicki Minaj and ghetto girl jokes. If they copout with a Mega-evo, I’m gonna be pissed off.

Pinsir
Pinsir was a neat Pokémon. It has a lot of Fighting moves, but in Gen I it was another Pokémon with no moves(STAB). But it was another bug worth using, just to say “This bug type stands out from the rest, and I want to use it.” I liked it more than Scyther, and that scene where it snapped Metapod in half scared the shit out of it.

Tauros
Tauros is basic, but I like its cry. Being a Normal-type was a great thing in pre-Gen IV games. All the moves you could use and all the moves you could learn. If you really wanted to have a generally balanced team, you may as well use just Normal-types. You couldn’t benefit from special moves unless you had good special. But raw power always prevailed, as seen with...

Gyarados
You can get one of these early on with a guy who’ll sell you a Magikarp and call you a sucker for doing so. But the thing is not only do you get it early on, you can have Gyarados before Misty. This was the best choice you could make early on and Gyarados stood out then. Save for its weakness to Electric moves, it was a strong Pokémon you can get early on. What more can I say?

Eevee
Ah, this one. A unique Pokémon that was said to be few in number. It’s also an example of the whole concept of evolution and adaption. It turned into Vaporeon, Jolteon or Flareon. Who did I pick? I don’t remember. Who I do pick?

Leafeon. 

Aerodactyl
It was unique compared to the other fossils you could get. It even got the honor of naming a genus after it. Gen I nostalgia is still powerful to this day.

Snorlax
This Pokémon is literally me. Eat and sleep. That’s what I want to do all day. It was a monster in the anime, wiping out damn near all of those grapefruit islands and in the games, it was THE go-to Pokémon to catch and use. Even now, it’s a beast. How can it eat near its entire body weight in food per day? A herd of them can wipe out an entire ecosystem. As the games went along, it started to stand up and look alive. Will Gen VII show it running in place?

Dragonite
The only notable Dragon-type(IE the ONLY one)and you couldn’t use it properly. Dragon Rage wasn’t worth using when all your other moves did more damage on average. I personally think the Dragon-type was added late in development, a type that resists the usual elemental attacks. A good type to have for a final battle. It had the stats to utilize everything else, so what could you do? You could catch Dratini as soon as you got to water in the Safari Zone. Remember what I said about Venomoth trapping it with Barrier? Hoo boy.

Mewtwo
Ugh, this one. The face of Pokémon after Pikachu. It was the first of the ‘cool’ Pokémon, being savage and wanting to fight. It’s also a villain in the anime. However, that misconception is passed on throughout all media relating to it. In the games despite its Pokedex descriptions, it doesn’t actively come after you, or anyone else. It’s just a recluse. My best friend from childhood loved Mewtwo. I was indifferent to it. I had a toy based on it back then. It still stands out from the rest in popularity. I’d say it’s even edgier than the Pokémon people claim are edgy. It and Blastoise are the prime definitions of Digimon, before it was cool to call a Pokémon a Digimon. Mewtwo is just Renamon with a feline flair, and Blastoise’s cannons are out of place, even for Pokémon. I don’t hate it because of the cannons, but if we’re calling Pokémon Digimon, Blastoise fills that criteria more than anyone else.

Mew
The one secret that one kid told that was actually true. In Japan, it was known. But in America, it was kind of an urban legend, even though it appeared in the anime opening. But Ho-oh appeared too and wasn’t in the games yet. So it was justified to not know about Mew. It can learn just about every move in the game, and it was varied enough to use what it knew. Funny enough, Mew could be found exploiting Red/Blue’s glitches. Maybe this is why people love Gen I so much: There was a sense of mystery with the games and with Pokémon like Mew, there was something to discover.

And that’s my lineup on Gen I. A lot of favorites, and notable picks. I couldn’t get them all, obviously and that’d take even longer to do.