I'll keep it short and sweet.
I despise hashtags.
De-spise. Hashtags are commonly used to symbolize numbers or the word number. Example, "It was his hat, Mr. Krabs, he was #1!"
Nowadays, it's used for either advertising, some silly social agenda or an even sillier and especially stupid trend on Twitter, which I do not use, period.
#somethingstupid
#namebrandconsumeritem
#myfirstworldproblems
#makingahashtagtotallysolvesasocialissue
@Celebrity
@Camerawhore
@RandomJoe
(^Even worse, I can actually link someone here doing that. What the hell, Google.)
It's very annoying to see #Whatever in commercials, TV shows and even on billboards. It doesn't help that Twitter is the leading cause of all the dumb people click-clacking on their phones texting for the sake of it. While they're trying to retweet something to #iamafuckingmoronwhoneedstopayattentiontothefuckingroad, they hit something and someone, causing a death, an accident and eventually you see a commercial telling you something that should be commonly known and practiced taking up tax dollars and space.
#useyourbrainorwhateversleftofit
There's one for you. Make that the top trend for the week.
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