My story has some creative liberties here and there, but today or a few days ago at least when the actual incident happened, this report came in from MSN.
Yes, somehow, someway, a man managed to bring a fucking cassowary to the states. I'll give you a short summary of these birds. They're native to New Guinea and are in the same family as the emu and the ostrich as ratites as well as the smaller kiwi bird and the now-extinct Moa. The largest of these birds stand at six feet and weighs almost 200lbs.
What makes these creatures dangerous are their sharp talons, specifically the middle toe and their tendency to kick those it considers a threat. One kick alone can potentially be fatal, and as the article mentioned, such was the fate of the man who managed to bring this bird to Florida and the fates of many people and their pets even who had the misfortune of encountering one.
Who needs a knife? |
And with that, I can announce that the paperback versions of Vol. 7 and 8 of Mission will be a double release. It's been a while but I'm back in the game.
Keep an eye on my website for future details, and keep your eyes out for any exotic wildlife if you're in No Man's State.
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